Pet Peeves

• Taxes - so let me get this straight... the government takes 50% of my money because I don't own a house... but by taking 50% of my money (and the high cost of rent in Silicon Valley) I can't save any money for a house... so the government continues to take 50% of my money...
• Apparently, my bike has a cloaking device that only works on Volvos (they never seem to see me... or seem to care).
• The green M&Ms are vegetables!
• Yes, I do expect my cat to learn English (she should be happy I don't expect her to speak it).
• There are only two types of computers - UNIX based and those which aren't (a.k.a. good ones and bad ones).
• Yes, webmasters should know how to change the config files on their webservers (whether they are allowed to is another issue).
• When someone quotes someone else in email or in an online forum, don't include the 200 line original message then add "me too" and nothing more!
• Here's how to be a good wife... every girl out there should pay attention to this.
• Proof that girls are evil here.

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