Personal Info, so I can stalk you.
OK, now some personal questions:
What is your favorite color?:
Red and Black
Are you employed?:
No, gimmie money!
Yes, but gimmie money anyway!
Are you smarter than me?:
I'm not a fish, so yes
Have you had more sexual partners than I have?:
Not that I'll admit to
Do you have any issues that would prevent you from having a successful relationship?
None that I'll ever tell you about (even if we did have a relationship)
I need a magazine rack to hold all my issues
Do you like kids?:
I hate them. All of them.
With the right BBQ sauce and long enough to cook...
They make good slaves
I have kids (1-2)
I have 12-37 kids, and that many X's
I want kids, just not with you
I want to have your children... RIGHT NOW...
Here are some true and false:
Some question that don't fit other places:
How many toilets do you have in your home?:
Can I drink out of them?
Finally some date questions:
If we do date, do you plan to spoil me rotten?:
How long do you keep without refrigeration?
You pretty much smell rotten now
The ideal location for our first date would be (Check all that apply):
Somewhere close to a law enforcement office
The darkest place available (so you don't have to look at me)
A gas station
In Russ' dreams
The idea of a sexual encounter with Russ makes me (Check all that apply):
Break out in hives
Try to scrub away the dirty feeling
Take more sedatives
If Russ was to take me out to a concert, I would like to see:
A dream date with Russ should include:
Lots of liqour
Moonlit ocean view
A bag of scorpions and a jellybean
6 chambers, 1 bullet
Me not there
What you like most about me is:
You get stupid around pretty girls
OK, stupid around any girls
And to wrap it up: